JESUS WAS

Jesus was a jew.

Jesus was a black jew.

Jesus was a black arab jew.

Jesus was a black arab terrorist jew.

Jesus was a black arab terrorist jew who was probably an alcoholic.

Jesus was a black arab terrorist jew who was probably an alcoholic and who believed in health care reform.

Jesus was a black arab terrorist jew who was probably an alcoholic, believed in health care reform - and was definitely a communist.

Jesus was a black arab commie peacenik terrorist jew who was probably an alcoholic, believed in health care reform and had the bleeding disease - what's it called? Hymiephilia?

Jesus was mentally unbalanced.

Jesus had delusions of grandeur.

Jesus heard voices in his head,

and thought they were family members,

and thought they were GOD.

Jesus was mentally unhinged.

Jesus died at thirty three - which is half of sixty six

which is two thirds of the number of the devil.

By my calculations, that makes Jesus�

(Hm. Two thirds divided by one half�)

that makes Jesus one sixth a Satanist.

Jesus was a psychopath. Jesus was a hellion. Jesus was a drunk and a revolutionary and a megalomaniac and a hippie and a john and a criminal and an insurrectionist - an all-around trouble-maker�

Jesus was way messed up

one fucking badass,

making him the deity of choice

for the twenty first century

even if he was a jew.

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