GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

Before we go any further

I think we should get to know each other

a little better.

I am not like other boys.

I'm bad news.

Somewhere deep in my soul

something's gone rotten

and it's spreading.

I am not suggesting that I'm evil

cruel

destructive in unimagined ways;

I'm stating it outright.

I am a monster

a horrible cruel unlovable beast.

And you�?

You should know all this

before I ask you

for a third time

for some extra salsa for my burrito.