OLD MAN

Your fat old man can't protect you forever.

He's fat

and old

and pale

and not half as sharp as he used to be.

You know for yourself,

he's kind of dull.

He can't keep you safe

keep you fed,

with his poor circulation,

he can't keep you warm at night

or even halfway through a chilly morning.

Your fat old man's gonna die

and you'll need something new

to keep you and yours.

Soon, you'll be hurting for a fat young man

and I've been eating.