ULTIMATA
That's it.
This is the last straw.
I have made my last ultimatum;
finally, it is time to act.
I just can't take the pressure.
I shall toss the condoms
years out of date.
I'm gonna roast a rooster
as effigy.
I will join a convent.
I am putting all expectations to rest
taking myself off the market
moving on
maturing past manhood.
I have finished.
I have given up.
I have quit.
It's over.
I am done.
Which'll make me all the more desirable to the ladies, right?
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