HOGAN'S BITCH

If I had a bitch

I'd treat her nicely.

If I had a bitch

I'd treat her sweet.

If I had a bitch

I'd offer her goodies

gifts, garlands

something to eat.

If I had a bitch to have and hold

walk with, talk to

be around, love�

If I had someone devoted and appreciative

someone who cared about me and mine

some bitch that adored me and followed me

puppy-dog dutiful

if I had such a bitch

I'd treat her far better

than you treated me.