TAKE IT

Please don't take this the wrong way, but

will you please sleep with me?

I don't want to get off on the wrong foot

or for you to mistake my intentions

so I want to be sure that I haven't done something wrong.

Please understand

it is not my normal way to present myself thusly

but you

you have left quite an impression on me

and I hope to do the same to you.

Please do not take this wrong, though.

I want you to be absolutely clear what I'm talking about.

It is important you not misconstrue;

when I say I want you to sleep with me

please understand, I want to have sex.

There will be little or no sleep

if I have my way.

So, will I?