THAT LIBERAL MEDIA

The liberal media won't sleep with me.

The liberal media won't return my calls.

The liberal media could care no more

if I were alive than dead.

I don't know what I've done

to prove so irrelevant

to the liberal media

but I would do anything to change it:

change stripes

change causes...

I would become what it needs

what it seeks

if the liberal media

would only love me

as I wish it.