YOUR GOD

Your God is stupid,

ridiculous, smelly, short and foul.

Your God requests dumb things;

commands idiocies inconsistent

with what he told you to do

just last week.

Your God is jealous, petty

and egotistical.

He's angry and mean

and awfully cruel, your God is.

He's a bad motherfucker

(if the greatest story ever told is true

- and it's not).

Your God's bad news,

and, unfortunately,

he's mine, too.