SATAN WANTS YOU

Satan wants you selfish.

Satan wants you to keep your kind thoughts

kind words

kind dollars to yourself.

Satan wants you unarmed

and defenseless

and wants you to listen to those 'above' you.

Satan wants you eating Ham and Cheese

on a table made of baby cow's hide

and puppies

and Serbians.

Satan

that mean dude

he's got plans

evil schemes up the wazoo

that he'd just love to use you for.

'Cause that's what he does.

He uses people, that big meanie

and this is how.

Satan wants you to kill your enemies

and listen to rap music

and steal from the rich to give to the rich.

Satan wants you to vote Republican.

So, unless you're a Satanist, maybe you want to heed my advice and �

What?

You are a� I mean, you ARE?

Oh.

Never mind.

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