MODERN TECHNOLOGY BEING WHAT IT IS� IX
Finally, FINALLY
I've collected coupons and I've saved cents
I've niggarded nickels away long enough to reach the four-digit point
just enough to get my hands on the Alternate Reality Transponder
a portal into the multiverse
an opportunity to see all that could have been.
You can leave Bailey Estates and enter Pottersville.
You can visit the universe where Reagan's still president
or the one where he's the Minister of Peace under Lindbergh's baby.
As soon as I get down to the store
I'll get my hands on this most exciting of devices.
Then I'll pass it over to you
so you can explore the stars and the seas
that you see every day � only differently.
You will seize the day, and remold it however you see fit.
Oh, how I long for you to have this most prized toy.
How glorious it will be for you to finally know
and stop speaking of how you COULD've been the first in your class
or WOULD've bought into AOL in eighty eight
or SHOULD've married that other guy who amounted to so much.
Soon, SOON, you'll be able to experience those existences
and understand everything that MIGHT've been
and you will finally comprehend that no matter where you go
no matter what you've done
you'll STILL be a loser.
And if that doesn't shut you up
I'll just borrow the Transponder
and find a place where it will.
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