TRUE LOVE #5902

There are some things I wouldn't do for you.

I would not be gang-bang trained by the seventh fleet.

I wouldn't let YOU be gang-bang trained by the seventh fleet

-- no matter how much you ask.

I would not enter a child-eating contest... again.

Volunteering to inseminate your mother has proven fruitless and impolitic,

so that�s out.

And arson, what with my allergies to soot and charred flesh,

well, it just doesn�t help anyone.

But love, honor, obey, have and hold, poor-sick, all that...

THAT I could handle.

The whole nine yards.

So, uh� what do you say?