VICKY III

Look at her;

she is smoking.

She is hot.

She is wonderful.

I could have her

if not for her boyfriend

and my fat

and my cowardice.

The boyfriend?

I could take him, sure.

Well, he's big.

Maybe I could take him

to a movie

- and it'd have to be a matinee

'cuz I'm poor

and I go to bed early

and I suck.

Look at her:

she's so beautiful

and kind and good and smart

and artistic.

She'd be perfect for me

if I were rich

and handsome and brave

and good.

She could be mine

if I were a better man.