UGLY

You are one ugly woman.

I mean, just hideous.

Disgusting to the extreme

on the inside, of course.

On the outside, you're smoking,

gorgeous, sexier than four out of five

of America's Top Supermodels.

But deep down,

beneath the surface,

where it matters,

you are practically unwatchable.

Just viciously monstrous.

Your sneers, your spittle,

your spiteful glances,

all give lies to your pretty puss.

You are just awful, really,

and I don't think there's anything

you could do to convince me otherwise

but date me.