FOLLOW THE LEADER

Why can't we all get along

- and by this I mean

why can't you all do what I say

whatever I say

however I say it?

Why can't it be that easy?

I've been telling you what to do

for what feels like decades now

and, and you're just not getting it.

How friggin' hard can it be

to follow my instructions?

Are they that complex?

Are you that simple?

When I say 'jump,'

doesn't 'how high' make more sense

than 'why?'

I mean, come on

I'm only thinking of you.

It's for our own good.

Trust me.

Please.

Follow me implicitly...