MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
She calls in the middle of the night, asking if she's gotten fat.
"I don't know, honey. I can't see you. You don't sound fat�"
"Now you're mocking me," she says, "I won't have it. I won't!"
She hangs up, but I know sleep isn't coming, as, a few minutes later:
"Now you think I'm crazy."
"No," I reply, "Not now�"
"Oh, screw you," she says, and I'm on the line with dead air for five blessed minutes.
Until:
"I've become high maintenance," she asks, "Haven't I?"
"Oh, sweetheart," I answer, "I don't mind. Even if you are, I do love to maintain you�"
That shut her up for a while.
I got some sleep.
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