WHEN WE HAVE SEX

When we have sex, it'll ruin our friendship.

When we have sex, everything'll change.

When we have sex, our silences will be awkward

as will be our words

and our gestures

which will have become all too familiar.

When we have sex, it'll fuck up everything.

No pun intended.

When we have sex, it'll be all over

so perhaps, we should start practicing now

and only deal with each other

by having sex.

How's that for a plan?