YOUR IDENTICAL COUSIN

I like your identical cousin.

She's cute.

She's hot.

She's a lot like you.

I mean, she's funny

she's smart

she's fun to be with

- just like you

(growing up together in the Heights must've rubbed off on her).

You're so much alike

she's so much your doppelganger

only hot

and sexy

and sexual

and, well�

I really like your identical cousin.

With her

it's the best of all possible worlds.

Your identical cousin is as good as you

only

better.