BOOBY PRIZE

I touched booby today.

The stars smiled down upon me

the gods deemed me worthy

the fates agreed with them

and I was allowed a taste of holy water from the Grail.

I touched booby

and it was good.

I touched booby

for the first time

and I am now the man

I was meant to be.

Fuck the Bar Mitzvah!

I have achieved my majority

I have the blood of the wolf on my chin

I have arrived!

I have touched booby!

And, even though she was asleep

and even though she was my sister

and even though it might really have been an elbow

I touched booby today

and nobody can take that away from me.

This is a day that will live in Famy.

I touched booby.