IF YOU WERE GAY

If you were gay,

you could have gone for my sister

who's a much better catch.

If you were gay,

your fashion sense would much worse.

If you were gay,

you'd probably be able to fix your own car

kill your own roaches

take out your own damn garbage.

If you were gay,

everything would be different

my life would be lessened.

I'm glad you're not gay.