LOVE?

You have to understand

I have never baked before

never made a cake

or made a pie

or done anything that requires

heat.

I have never cooked, you see

but I am making the effort for you.

This quiche before you

cannot be good

will not satisfy any culinary desires

you may require

a stomach pump

or a long dump

after you're through.

Please understand

with this quiche

I do not want to harm you.

I just

wanted to do

something special

something new

for you.