TO ELIZABETH II

Look

are you dying?

Are you sick? Is there a gun to your head?

Are there terrorists in your closet?

Because I love you

- I do!

and I�ll take a lot in that things� name

but I don�t know about his standing me up

three weeks in a row.

And missing my birthday

- that just won�t fly.

So

is there some reason for your behavior?

Some excuse for your recent insanity

your failing to take the garbage out

because you forgot?

I�ll suffer for you, bitch

but this is getting ridiculous.

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