GO OUT

I think you should go out with me.

Do it for pity.

Do it for fun.

Do it because

loathsome and reprehensible as I may be

there is no one more entertaining

more personable

one that will make the evening fly by.

Do if for the story value

because you can claim

"I do that

back in my youth

when I was stupid

and innocent

and I know better now"

and no one will EVER

be able to take that away from you.

And no matter how awful

awful AWFUL it could be

it'll almost certainly be the most interesting time

you've yet to have.

So, uh,

so, uh�

So what do you say?

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