SHEEP

No. No no NO!

I've been thinking about this long and hard

and I have come to the conclusion that it is wrong

it is WRONG

to eat cloned sheep.

It is ridiculous to let that glutinous DNA-juice dribble down your chin

as you partake in yet another mouth-watering lamb chop.

It's not right.

It's WRONG!

Think of it:

you are what you eat

and you eat a clone

what does that make you?

A shoe-in for a theatrical remake of Star Wars

- and that's not all!

There is morality to consider.

It is a travesty

a heresy

a medieval misunderstandery

to eat something not made by God.

It's true.

It's wrong

IT IS WRONG

to take the sheep that did not come from its mother's womb

and put it in a box

and shake it

and bake it

feeding for years

to be slaughtered in fear

smelling of its own feces

then washed and dried and fried

unto a pan for your pleasure.

It is wrong

for that to happen to a man-made creation.

Who has ever heard of synthetic foods?

Things we make ourselves?

It is absurd

and it would be wrong

IT WOULD BE WRONG

to take this another step further.

No cloned sheep for me!

Veal, on the other hand...