REINCARNATION

If I had my choice

I think I'd like to be reincarnated as Jesus.

Think about it: King of the Jews

- who pretty much rule everything

Son of God

head of the most populous religion on earth

and if I were reincarnated, that means

I'd come back

which would make everyone rapturously happy.

Well, lots of people, at least.

I'd be really popular

and probably could get my student loans waived.

It would be key for me

to come back as the second coming.

So you can keep your movie stars

or unicorns

or Heidi Klum�s shower towel

when I come back

let me be JC

please?

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