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This weekend

I have a lot on my plate.

I shall fight ten college boys

dance with nine attractive girls

drink eight bottles of whiskey

seven pitchers of beer

six liters of Mountain Dew

and five chicken wing platters.

I shall get four girls' numbers

(three of them fake)

all to the purpose

of trying to forget

one special girl.

I will fail

but at least

I have plans.