RALPH

You have nothing to fear

Ralph

from the impending evening.

It will go well

if you simply believe

and remain true to yourself

and not let that bastard bring you down.

Have faith, Ralph.

The day will end well.

Smile

and stay still

and do no ill to any other

and he will love you

like my brother

(from, naturally, another mother).

Be pure and sweet

Ralph

and no harm shall befall you.

Just be everything I fell in love

kind and smart

and hot and hearty.

Remember that I adore you

on this day

when you come with me

to meet your boyfriend's parents.

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