SEPARATE BUT EQUAL

Do not mock.

Do not joke.

I may be different

but I will not be ridiculed.

I may drink fruity girly drinks

or wear an ascot in the spring

or dance on my head in a pen.

I may do things you find strange

or weird

or even wrong

but I am just as normal as you.

So if you see me

snorting the occasional bat-piss pie

or having sex with your parents

while they sleep

in the sky

do not laugh at me.

It's just not funny.