BITTER GRAPES

I don't know what they're talking about.

Living well is NOT the best revenge.

The best revenge is punishing your enemies

violently for their crimes.

The best revenge includes water torture

and nipple clamps.

The best revenge involves an ironic twist

that directly relates to the reason

revenge was sought in the first place.

The best revenge costs thirteen fifty

for a limited time

from a dealer near you.

The best revenge requires pain

and torment, and effort

and must be served

with chips and ice cream.

The best revenge

- only the best -

is vital to my continued existence

and is, I've decided,

absolutely necessary

for me to live well.

the precise opposite

of what they say.

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