MARCH '94
I heard a guy reminisce about the night John Candy died.
Now, I knew he died,
but I can't say it had much particular meaning to me.
But the guy,
he said Candy melted
back in March '94, right before Kurt Cobain.
Right before my grandma.
And I was thinking,
'Poor John's not gonna get the cred
that Cobain did.
There were no ten-year anniversary commemorations
of his genius.'
It's like Johnny Cash,
who had the dumb fortune
to die the same day as John Ritter.
I mean, it's amazing;
who'd even have noticed?
What are the odds, anyway,
two Johns dying the same day
and no angry pimps involved,
at all?
Anyway, poor Mr. Cash,
who will no doubt be forgotten
in the wake of the genius
of Mr. Hooperman,
Mr. Stay Tuned,
Mr. Three's Company,
Mr. Eight Rules...
What kind of testimony will Johnny have
and who the hell was John Candy anyway?
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