EMPIRE STRIKES

The truth behind the towers:

There is a reason why they were a target, but not the one you think.

The Empire State Building is behind it.

Oh, probably not alone.

The Sears Tower, and probably that one � in Malaysia?

Doesn't matter � it's a BIG conspiracy.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Kabul was planning on building it's own skyscraper

� that would explain the bombings!

Oh yes, you may call me a madman

� a crackpot � a nutcase

but I know better.

I know why the Towers were attacked.

Jealous green-eyed demons

flying from the Dark Tower.

And why not?

How long has Thirty Fourth Street been Church's bitch?

For twenty five years

the greatest architectural marvel of the Twentieth Century

has been the redheaded stepchild of those dual monstrosities.

Why would anyone NOT seek to regain their God-given hegemony.

Certainly, it's obvious.

The Empire has struck back.