TODO LIST

There are so many books to be read

so many movies to watch

so many steaks to eat

and buildings to burn.

There is so much to do in this great green world

and so little time before

there are holes to be dug

and dust to be scattered.

There are pies to be baked

pies to be eaten

pie-plates to be cleaned and sent back to Aunt Mattie

with a Thank You note

and a solemn appreciation of the blood from which you came.

There is ice cream to be scooped

and sunsets to state into

and assholes to accuse of idiotic acts

that any asinine ignorami would easily avoid.

There are accusations to effect

and people to please.

There are many men and maidens to make merry.

And I fully intend to do that all of that

once I pay my rent.