SPIDERWEB

On the highest ceiling of your crisp pristine home

past the spotless walls

and the blinding shiny picture frames

above the fray of your manic attacks

and your need to clean

rests a single spider web

a dirty dusty home

of a musty monstrous multiped.

High above your eyes

it stares down upon you

mocking all your urges toward perfection

silently laughing at the one secret flaw in your precisely pure place.

And you can fight the filth

you can damage the dust

you can completely cart out all the crap around your house

but there is no way you can get at ?

Well, OK, I guess that vacuum attachment did suck up that problem pretty handily.

I guess now your home is ? wait!

Have you looked under the floorboards?