YOUR DEAD MOTHER
Your dear mother had some final thoughts to bestow:
� Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Don't count chickens at all.
Sell eggs.
There are far more vegetarians than vegans.
� Wipe your feet before you enter my old home.
Just because I'm not there to clean up after you and your father
is no reason to be a slob.
And for god's sake, boy, shave!
� Do that which makes you happy
but be sure that it earns you $75k minimum
with a predetermined settlement package.
� You should be nicer to your father.
He's not a bad man
he's kind and generous
- he's a much better man than you.
� Please remember
my son
I love you
and I want you to be happy.
More important, though
is that you bury me.
It's been two months.
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