MOTORMOUTH

They call me motormouth behind my back, but my ears are good, too.

I talk fast because I think fast, because I have a functional mind that seems to function maybe 82% better than these average humans I� spend my time with.

I think rapidly,

I speak vociferously,

and, with a couple seconds preparation,

I hold forth in lengthy and entertaining ways

on virtually any topic.

I could tell you the number of pylons presently on the Jackie Robinson Highway, or the air velocity of an average arrow,

or the volume of a Krispy Kreme donut

- from the midtown or Harlem stores.

I could tell you about history, math,

and numerous aspects of chemistry.

I could debate dialectics or quarrel on Quinones' resignation.

I have the wit, the quips the words to fill any occasion.

I can vomit up facts like nobody's business - not that it's your business.

I can motormouth on most anything

any topic

any occasion.

I can motormouth on ANYTHING

except why I like you

or even that I do.

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