SOMETHING ELSE

No no NO!

Think of something else.

Something different.

Think of baseball.

Just running the bases on such strong legs

with the long hard bats hitting those soft plump balls�

And such stitching!

Bad direction� think of something else...

The zoo.

Go to the zoo

and see the smelly elephants

and the killer jaguars

and the cute cute koala bears

coming up to you

innocent and sweet

sniffing at you with warm, wet noses�

Oi...

Dead bodies on a battlefield

in the dirt and filth

dug into huge mass graves.

Bodies impaled by bayonets

with maggots and worms

creeping in and out and in and out and �

I can't believe it.

High school.

Think of high school girls in short skirts �

WHAT?

No no no no no no no NO!

The ocean � with it's rising tides and falling waves

and the rolls of sand

and string bikinis

and hot dogs and pretzels�

and a single cube of melting ice.

Oh my god.

Think of something else.

Think of�

Oh�

Oh, Mary!