NO EXPLANATION

What you just witnessed was not me masturbating

and it was not me masturbating about you.

Why would I do that

with you in the next room?

Absurd.

You were mistaken.

You don't know what you saw

Or heard.

I did not scream out your name

there in the bathroom

writhing on the seat

awaiting your entry.

And those weren't moans you heard.

I was just� having a difficult moment

and I was trying to

facilitate it.

And those pictures you saw me developing?

There's a funny story behind them�

Look, despite what you think you saw, heard, smelled, or anything else

you are mistaken.

I have done nothing wrong

and am perfectly normal

and have a letter from the state to prove it.

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