CAN'T DO
People say that they are their own worst critic,
and I rarely agree.
I am their worst critic.
Harsh revenger of mediocrity
lord of critiques
master of disastrous value judgments
I am all that, and so much more.
Feel free to give me your thoughts,
so I can aptly tell you how ill-suited they are
how poorly constructed
how aimless and weak.
Tell me of all your creations
so that I may destroy them.
Send me your tired, your poor,
your yearning pieces of crap,
and I shall tell you exactly what they are worth
(and be certain, I will not over-rate them).
I am the voice of honesty.
I am the voice of destruction.
I am the harshest critic
and I charge twenty dollars an hour.
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