RITES OF PASSAGE

I've done what you asked.

I did what you bade me.

I did the deed

so I'm done, all right?

I met the girl

I mated with the girl

I gave her gifts

and got the goods.

I did what I was supposed to

that which was expected of me

and, as expected,

I attained the achievement admirably.

I took her out and took her.

It was all it was supposed to be

exactly everything

and nothing more.

Today I am a man, all right?

I did what you told me to

so NOW will you get off my back?