SITTING HERE

Are you here with anyone?

Me either.

I'll bet if we stay together

and keep talking

it'll increase each of our Cool Quotients

by at least five, you know?

I'll bet if we act real friendly

no one will know that we just met.

Pretty sneaky, huh?

I'm Jon.

This is my first time here.

Yours, too?

Well, that's why neither of us� Well, yeah.

You know what they say, don't you?

'Great minds think alike.'

They do!

It's true�

Oh, they say that, too, huh?

I don't get it.

Anyway, we don't have to really say anything.

We could just pretend

so people'll think�

Or, you know,

we could do something else

give them something to really think about

The BASTARDS!

Yeah, we could. we could

we could kiss and stuff

make them think we're lovers

make them think our passion

our pulsing blood

eclipses anything they could ever consider.

We could � YEAH! �

we could start rutting, right here,

on this table.

We could shut them all up

in a hot second.

We could do that. We SHOULD do that.

So, so, so what do you say?

Good idea huh?

Shall we?

SHALL WE?

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