THE TARGET AUDIENCE

The Gazelle Gazette

has very few subscribers

as its target audience

do not have checking accounts

or credit cards

or even a particularly high employment rate.

They are not able

to present their opinions

to the editors

or spend substantial

advertising revenue

or appreciate the nuances

of the political agenda of the periodical

at all.

The target audience

of the Gazelle Gazette

lacks the level of sophistication

necessary to truly recognize

the genius

of the Number One Weekly

Devoted to the Desires

of Gazelles.

In this way

the tabloid is far from successful.

But we will stay the course

for how else will they LEARN?

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