BORING?!

Why you gotta bust my chops?

What have I done

to make you so angry

so upset

so suspicious?

Do you really think

I'd betray you

do anything

that would cause you

an instant's distress?

I explained about the strippers.

I returned all the handcuffs

and the leather, and the rubber

and the reservations.

I signed that note to your parents

and the authorities

about the misunderstanding

and how you were not involved

in any way.

I have done what you asked.

I have cleaned up my act.

I have become the person

you said you wanted.

So what's your problem now?

What must I do to fix it all

as I have,

so many times before?

Oh.

That?

Well, I'll try..

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