DRUNKEN SAILOR


What would you do with a drunken sailor
early in the morning?
What would you do with him?
Hide him in the basement?
Bind him at the shins?
Dry him out?
Keep him wet?
Jerk him off?
What would you do with the soiled seaman
first thing in the morning?
Later in the afternoon?
Would you keep him?
Would you sell him?
Would you trade him in for the more collectible air force?
How would you use him?
What would your purpose be in holding said mariner?
What would you do with a drunken sailor
and why?

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