TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

I am nothing special

nothing new.

There is nothing unique or valuable about me.

My kind is a dime a dozen

available in any vending machine

in any part

of any land.

There is no reason why

you should choose me

select me from the crop of available options.

I am nothing special

have no new features

no improvements over previous models.

I am not faster

cleaner

whiter or brighter

than anything else you could find.

I am nothing special.

There is no reason to choose me.

Choose me.