BIG BANG THEORY

I have a theory

- and it's just a theory, mind -

but I believe that you will truly fall in love with me

after we've had sex.

I have heard that is the case for women

that they bond over sex much more than men.

But I am already yours, heart and soul

body and mind

and I want you to be the same way.

I believe

I have faith

that after we do it

you will be so amazed by my sexual competence

that you will immediately

and rapturously love me

completely.

I think this postulate

is one worth proving.

Shall we test my theory?