BIG BANG THEORY

I have a theory

that my husband's heart will be the death of him.

It is weak.

Not just his weakness for young ladies

as I once was

as his mistress now is

but also the condition

he has allowed himself to enter

with his fatty foods

and lack of exercise.

I believe that one loud noise

could startle my husband

out of his cruel reverie

into a crueler state of shock

from which he might never recover.

I suspect that one sharp loud noise

one blast of surprise

could be enough to send my husband

further than he's ever been before.

It would take so little to unbalance him.

So little...

Shall we test my theory?

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