YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND

Your future husband is not a good man.

He's not very pretty

not very clever

he has little money

and all that he spends.

He's a petty little individual who thinks too little of others' feelings

others' histories

others' presence.

Your future husband is no good for you

he's bad for you

he's a bad man

� well, he's not so bad.

But he's surely no good!

Your future husband should spend every moment following you

pleasuring you

working for you and yours and the home he's completely committed to create.

Your future husband certainly does not deserve you.

Still, if you are resolved to do this thing

then there's little I can do to convince you.

It takes two to tango, after all

and if you insist

who am I to resist?

Go. Go ahead. Do it.

You should dance with your future husband.

You should dance with me.