4 SALE

My sperm is for sale

and why not?

My chiseled good looks

my boyish charm

my severe striking intellect?

Who wouldn't want their sons, daughters

and other

to be ragingly similar to me?

What insane fool would not want me as the father of their offspring?

My sperm is for sale

and it doesn't come cheap.

I've been offering people the chance to buy

for a pound of flesh

a pound of galleon

a pounding to my enemies.

My anonymous clients seem satisfied

say it's well worth the price.

But for you?

For you: it's free of charge.

I'm just hoping you can think of some parallel offering

to present to me.