ALIVE!
I've got some good news and I've got some bad news:
You know that black thing on my chest
that disgusting horrifying growth that I'd been talking about?
That thing that made me rethink my life
reassess my values
return all the things I'd earned?
Well, it's not cancer.
It's just the remains of an embarrassing cooking mishap from last month.
I really should have known.
That's the good news.
The bad news is,
all the stuff I gave you:
the money
the paintings
the kind words
I'm gonna need them back now.
Without the illness
without the injury
there is no need for my to change my rotten ways.
So give me back my shit immediately
before I turn the dogs on you.
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