LIFE LESSON

All right, sit down

and pay attention.

This is an important life lesson,

so I expect you to listen carefully.

No matter what you think

however much the media tells you otherwise

this is a simple truth:

You will never get head

from some unknown girl

in the back alley

if you don�t go to the back alley.

It�s just common sense.

You�re never got get the rewards of the road

if you don�t ride it.

The life-changing hallucinations of God and the Devil warring for your soul?

You will NOT experience them

if you don�t take the dangerous drugs in the first place.

Ipso facto, quid pro quo. It ain�t gonna happen.

Life is about risk

and glory is about surviving that risk

and if you want to be half the man

you claim to hope to be

you have to live like a hero

and be prepared to die like one.

Does this make sense to you?

Have you learned the lesson?

Good.

On a related topic

I�ve got this delivery for you to make.

Now, don�t worry

just be prepared to learn something...