PERSONALITY

I just want you to know

that the curses and epithets

you throw upon me

are meaningless.

I sneer at your insults.

I snort at your snide remarks.

I snore over your insidious attacks,

they're asinine.

They're idiotic.

They're dumb.

I don't care what you say.

You can't change me.

I won't alter one iota.

I am unique,

I am special,

and dammit,

I park like that on purpose.